Wednesday, January 26, 2005
| It’s a Small World Afterall
My friend Ian came into the office today to tell me the most hilarious story. Ian went on a blind date via Match.com last week. When he showed up at the restaurant, he met a guy named Ahmad. Ahmad and Ian had dinner together and during the meal Ahmad asked Ian where he worked. When Ian told him of his past places of employment, Ahmad’s mouth dropped open. “Do you know Joe CuttheShit?” Ian bugged when Ahmad explained that he and I used to date awhile back. UM! How is it even possible that in a city full of 8 million people, one guy I hooked up with would have a date with another guy I hooked up with? They talked all about me at dinner and both became so weirded out by the experience that they decided one date was enough for them. I can’t BELIEVE that this has happened. Of all the crazy shit…this has to take the cake. In other news, I have the worst headache today and my stomach feels like a piece of shit. In fact, I just farted so ghastly that Ari should be counting her lucky stars that she’s not here to enjoy it. Hm. That’s it. |
